Tiago is also a Moron, but we already knew that

By: agiamba | August 17th, 2010

It’s apparently moron week here at the Juventus Offside, as players and agents try to one-up each other in displays of incompetence. Word is that Delneri has sent Felipe Melo to Mongolia for the week, to attempt to keep him out of the contest. FYI- the new official Juventus Offside term for “moron” is going to be Bill Cosby’s favorite term “knucklehead.” So Tiago and Camoranesi’s agents are now knuckleheads.

Tiago has fired a parting shot at Juventus following his move back to Atletico Madrid on loan. The Portugal international seemed to revel in the idea that Juventus couldn’t sell him outright. Tiago has made no secret of his annoyance at the way Juventus have treated him in recent years. Speaking at his second official unveiling as an Atletico player, Tiago said: “Atletico and I are happy, but in the end Juve will be a little less so. I am very happy. It was very difficult for me, but in the end I got what I wanted. I believe that we are much stronger than last year.

The Juventus Offside exclusive on how the prior incident went on.

For someone who has NO personality on the pitch, he has a large amount of it off the pitch. You all may remember when he LOCKED our club President in the bathroom for trying to make him sign with another club. I didn’t understand why he did it the, and I don’t understand why he’s being such a bitch about things now. Tiago has nothing to complain about at Juventus. At one point under Ranieri AND Ferrara, he got his time to prove himself, and failed to do so. He was never verbally assaulted by the fans like Felipe Melo or Z3BINA. And now, we try and offload him to a club he wants to be playing for, and he acts like a complete ass about the whole thing.

Either way, between the Tiago and Andrade experiments, here is a new official policy for Juventus.

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gaetano

Pazzini is a never say die player. Plus he s a juventino. Why wouldn t we try to get him. I watched the game and I have to say Lucchini fucked it up got samp. I mean your on a yellow in the cl and you can see the ref is calling in a certain way and then you pull on a players shirt in the box. Just stupid. There was a huge problem with Samps defense today. Lucchini is usually solid....not sure what happened there. I ll still take cassano and pazzini anyday. Poli played ok too.
juve 1897

I don't want to raid their team I want Samp to get to the CL proper so player like Pazzini and Poli can taste CL footbal at the highest level. It's good for the Azzurri and Juve if we get them next season. Forza Samp! c'mon focus and give me a performance of a lifetime at the Marassi, it can be done.
juve 1897

Sampdoria got 1 back but where is this great Cassano? the only player I want from their team is Pazzini if we don't get Dzeko. I don't know how people say Cassano is currently Italy's most talented player, I rate Giovinco and Balotelli ahead of him for their age, atleast those 2 players don't dissappear in the big games.
agiamba

Cassano is a great player, hard to judge him on a teams first away CL match in 17 years to a very experience team/coach.
Sam_Dj

it's 3-1 now, maybe there's a hope after all
agiamba

Hope? I admire the hell outta Samp and ordinarily would love for them to go through, but if they don't, we can raid them.
Sam_Dj

Poor Samp indeed, if they lost this one they'll lose everything eh?
JoseR

Add Sampdoria into the list of teams to fight for 4th place. They are loosing 3 - 0 to Werder Bremen so I don't think they will be selling Pazzini but they will fight for 4th place again. Next year will be tough
jorid22

Can you say Fantantonio is non-existent?
agiamba

Poor Samp, they are getting schlacked.
Vince

So when does the raid of Samp start?
Sam_Dj

how's our chances now of getting poli, pazzini or luchinni (2 out of 3 perhaps) now that Samp seems to be on their way out from CL?
agiamba

Definitely looking better. 3-1 leaves it in doubt, though.
jorid22

If Cyclops somehow brings us Poli and Il Pazzo I'm naming my first-born Beppe lol.
Sam_Dj

cyclops?? LOL
Alief A. Rezza

Werder Bremen - Sampdoria 3-0. Pazzini coming?
Johonna

Samp's best players are cup tied. That sort of cuts down on their versatility.
Vince

They are cup tied, which might not help out teams like Inter, but for us it's perfect. We should be focusing on a third place finish and maybe even a Coppa Italia more than anything. So, the fact the can't play in the UEFA/Cup Winner's/League of Europa Cup, or whatever they want to call it, for us and focus on playing well in Serie A would be a great thing.
agiamba

They are cup-tied, but I think they can still play EL. Remember Real Madrid, they signed Diarra and Huntelaar in January, both who played EL, and they could register one of them for the CL. I would assume it goes the reverse as well.
Johonna

Yes. The Samp players are cup tied only for the group stages of the CL/EL. They will be available for the knockout stages of both tournaments.
Johonna

Still, clubs dont like to spend a lot on players who are unavailable for certain competitions. It would be a shame if Juve blew off the Europa League. According to Platini, the relative disdain that Italian teams show the Europa League is one of the reasons Italy is having this coefficient problem right now.
agiamba

Well, Platini's wrong on that. Doesn't help, but it's not the reason.

And who can blame them? Ever since the late 90s, the UEFA Cup has been an afterthought.
Papai

samp is getting completely outplayed
ShakeAppeal

It helps anyone buy players from Samp, yeah. I'd prefer we looked at getting Ziegler/Poli cheaply, though.
Alief A. Rezza

Agreed. Seems that we need more LB, but Poli would be a welcome addition
Yahya Ishaq

I think people should stop doubting martinez. Okay he was a very expensive buy and the money used to get him would have been better spent on the defence, but in the end, he is with us. He could be the new camoranesi or even better. You just never know in football.
juve 1897

LMAO with the family guy clip and it seems to apply to Juventus too. Juventus is Italian, a dash of French and a pinch of Argentine and Uruguayan is a successful recipe for a successful Juventus.
agiamba

Quick Disqus-related note.

If you're posting for the first few times and include a link, it'll mark you as unapproved or spam. If you've been posting the last couple of posts...it should work, but if it doesn't let me know. After a few posts it will "whitelist you" but I can do that manually, did for most of the last few posts so you guys should be all set with posting links and such.
jorid22

La domanda su Diego e sulle voci di mercato arriva puntuale, ma Delneri toglie ogni dubbio: «Diego rimarrà alla Juventus come abbiamo detto. Ha dimostrato di poter stare con noi e ne siamo felici. Le voci di mercato non ci toccano».

The question about Diego and the mercato rumors regarding him is ever-present, but Delneri has no doubts: "Diego will stay at Juventus like we said. He showed he can stay with us and we are happy. The mercato rumors don't affect us."

Krasic and Caceres/Bocchetti, now.
Sam_Dj

Caceres and bocchetti, it's a rather hard choice, but i might be leaning toward caceres for his heart, i'm sure Blanda would agree with that ;) But getting bocchetti on a loan deal sounds tempting too
ShakeAppeal

Good news. Fingers crossed.
jorid22

Aaron can you approve my previous, link-containing comment? Thanks brah.
pablouv

I just learned a new thing about this Disqus thing. Jorid, when I clicked your profile I could see the comment which wasn't approved yet and the link.

Pretty cool pictures by the way. I'll definitely have to visit it one day.
jorid22

Don't know if anybody has posted this before but this blog is fucking awesome. It's dedicated solely to the new stadium and has regular picture updates. Check it out, it's pretty cool:

http://nuovostadiodellajuventu...
juve1

who the hell wants this portugese nimwit anyhow? do people think he 's good because he played weel against a team from North Korea... fuck him.
pablouv

I need Juve to start replacing some players urgently. My PES2010 team is really thin right now and it was already hard enough to play against inter, but now having only 3 CBs and 3 DM/CMs is making me lose some hard earned prestige.
quidellini

I hate saying this, but Kevin Prince Boateng is a really great pick-up for Milan. He seems to be the perfect replacement for the aging Gattuso and should really help them out in the Champions League. He always seemed like a selfish asshole and I wouldn't want him on Juve, but I don't want to play against him either....
astanos

Marotta, just get him back next year and send this knucklehead to Nanjing Yoyo's team (China, 2nd division)
AT

yea i read this yesterday but was too shocked to comment. i was also too busy checking the price of a ticket to madrid and a chainsaw...
Alastair

Increasingly looks like Diego is staying. Thank God.