

Lazio 2 - Juventus 3: No Time To Nap, There’s Much To Be Done
By: roberto | December 17th, 2007
Despite being as talented as any goalkeeper who has come before him, El Grande Gigi unfortunately had no time for beauty sleep in the game against Lazio last Saturday. Coming fresh off of a dissapointing Champions League loss, the Biancocelesti peppered the Juventus goal with more shots than any other team we’ve played this season put together. That’s right, more shots than any team we’ve played thus far put together. No good. I know a win is a win, and three points are three points, but this one could have easily ended differently. Put it this way, if Buffon and Del Piero weren’t able to control other people’s thoughts, move object’s with their minds, or hover several feet above ground we wouldn’t have won.
Scary isn’t it? How good Buffon and Del Piero actually are. I mean Buffon’s one-handed save was one of dirtiest things I’ve seen this season. Then there was Ale’s little peach of a heel off of a 70 yard picture perfect ball from Zanetti. Yaaaa, no big deal. Who doesn’t know that one? Then to top it all off, Zanetti and Del Piero decide to do it twice. I lost my shit. If I was the ref I would have called an end to the game. “Fuck it”, I’d say. “There’s no point, Lazio you had your chances”. Of course, being that corrupt I’d never get work as a ref again, but I hear Pirelli’s hiring so I’ve got upper-middle management written all over me.
Lazio definitely gets some credit for their performance here. They really impressed me with the way they moved the ball around the pitch. At times they completely outclassed us, plain and simple. Their passes were quick, well connected, and thoughtful. Fortunately for Juventus, a handful of them (Rocchi most notably) were firing blanks as the Biancocelesti could have easily added two more goals to their tally.
“We did not put in a good performance.” (Ranieri)
No we did not. Our last two goals (you can forget about the first) came from counterattacks as by-products of Zanetti’s forethought NOT from the desired methodical creativity Juventus is capable of. We weren’t able to sustain our instances of possession due to the formidable amount of pressure Lazio applied. Therefore they dictated just about every aspect of that midfield.
A couple times I found myself having to remind, myself (?), of the scoreline. Truly a win with mixed emotions. What will we take away from this match you ask, aside from three points? Well, there’s much work to be done and lots of room to improve. Before this Sunday’s match against Siena, Tinkerbell will have some thinking to do as he was dissapointed with his club’s efforts. Whether it’s in the form of personnel changes, tactical adjustments or just plain ol’ suicides at practice, Ranieri will want to see a substantial improvement in his side’s style of play. Could mean more Tiago, could mean less Nocerino, who knows.
p.s. $500 bucks to anyone who finds that lock of Nedved’s hair they’ll cut off for his stitches! (ebay maybe?)
Highlights Serie A: Day 16 vs. Lazio
Inter 40
Roma 33
Juventus 32
Udinese 28
Fiorentina 25
Next Match Serie A: Day 17 Juventus v Siena
When: Sunday, December 23, 2007 3:00PM (local time)
IERI… OGGI… DOMANI… SEMPRE JUVE!!!
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hhaha R.J i actually agree with you on the part about Tiago. ADP should be like YO BITCH!! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?? and then kick him in the balls just because its funny and then tell him to find another team because pork chops shouldnt be in italy haha…
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ADP would NEVER say that…only a total douche bag would say something gay like that. Neither would he kick Tiago in the balls…are you high sofia?
How would it go down? Prepare to be enlightened.
ADP would arrange for some of his fellow squad members to a pub one day after practice. After buying a couple rounds for the boys, he would then approach Tiago in a seemingly pleasant and affable manner. ADP would proceed to lead Tiago away from the main group and subsequently rip his fucking asshole apart, but all the while maintaining his composure as to not make a scene. ADP would then walk away like nothing had happened leaving Tiago absolutely frozen in fear.
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haha im not high! just happy
i actually can see your scenario taking place, so thank you for enlightening me

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LOL, without you two there’d be a depressing void in my life. Siena preview by tomo.
FORZA JUVE
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thanks for the kind words roberto, and if it wasn’t for sofia i might actually respect canadians.
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Forza Chicago!
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so R.J., have you guys set a date yet or what? I heard weddings in the spring are to die for… hahah
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roberto, i tell ya, i dont see it happening. i need an experienced girl, and if i were to guess, i would say sofia is a virgin. I’m passed the stage where taking V-Cards is cool, however it was fun as hell in high school and college.
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I’m not sure when this forum turned into a soap opera, but FYI I’m officially hooked.
…Can’t wait for the episode where Rob gets amnesia and RJ finds out that Sofia, mother of his twins, is actually a cylon.
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ok please i would never even think about dating R.J nevermind marrying the guy. that is wrong on so many levels. wow i went from being a whore to being a virgin, R.J please decide which one it is because i’m getting mighty confused.
Mike the first episode will be airing at 2pm EST on monday - PPV
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cylon?
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where am I?
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Call me Tiago!
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Hey Guys, Just wanted to say Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all of you Juventus fans out there. Sofia R.J. Martha Mike Alessio Chen Ke — the list goes on and on…
All the best to you and your families!
p.s. sorry for the lack of effort in posting, Christmas gift shopping and eggnog with too much rum… you know how it is. Tonight I plan on doing absolutely nothing, so should you. But before the new year I have something special in store for the site tho.
CHEERS TO ALL! DRINK A LOT AND EAT JUST AS MUCH!
AND ALWAYS, FORZA JUVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Regarding Tiago….c’mon guys, you can’t blame him for being frusterated. This guy has played for Benfica, Chelsea, and Lyon, 3 of the top elite in Europe, and moved to Juve this summer expecting a Starting XI spot. I don’t know if Ranieri doesn’t like his style of play (like Capello he likes two holding midfielders, but instead of Emerson/Vieira we have Zanetti/Nocerino) or if he’s not in good match fitness, or if he’s not geared towards Italian-style football…but you can’t blame him for being irritated about not playing at all. If Ranieri doesn’t start playing him with consistency…sell him. We are wasting enormous 26-year old talent with him on the bench.
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hey guys merry christmas and happy new year! Forza Juve!
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buon natale e felice aanno nuovo!!
forza la juve per sempre!!
thats about as much italian i know other than swear words haha…anyways good showing against siena..the boys get a couple of extra days off because of the win. (they made a deal with ranieri…) dont worry roberto i understand the xmas thing…
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stay tuned next week when we find out that martha and sofia are moving to san francisco where no one will challenge their lifestyle. they will then start their own wedding planning group called “Brides only”
zlatan has gotta go
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ahhaahhaahhaha damn that sounds exciting!!
zlatan is a bitch and cannot perform during “big” games (ie. Juve or Milan)
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sofia, do you wear glasses? i picture you as the emo type.
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What is the big New Years surprise, Roberto? You quit and someone takes over that actually posts once in awhile? Or a writer that has an audience bigger than say, three people? Forza Juve!!!!!!
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Not impressed eh Al? Neither am I. Actually sometimes I forget i’m in charge, then I check the offside site and get annoyed about Juventus’ little reportings as well. Then I lift my leg, scratch my ass and go back to sleep.
And those three audience members are all my doing. You see, my audience is only one person, me. I’m just making these convo’s up using other peoples names.
To be honest though, its not a paid position. You hear me Martha?
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If Juve scores the Palermo pair, wow. They might not catch Inter, but they will wrap up second
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GIGI IS A FATHER!!! to one Louis Thomas Buffon!!! congrats!!:)
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Louis Thomas Buffon aka Jesus Christ the son of God.
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