Juventus Lookalikes- Our New Secret Squad
By: alessio | May 5th, 2008Brief comment on Siena-Juve. Well, that sucked. But since it seems pretty certain that Empoli is going down, we need a farm team for next year, right? Let’s hope they can do better than they did with Molinaro. I mean, c’mon Secco, this isn’t tough. Look at Balzaretti last year, and Molinaro this year. Or, look at the highlights from the game yesterday! De Ceglie flies up our left flank and if any “other Bianconero” was around, maybe a goal. Molinaro, on the other hand, nearly gifted Siena a goal if not for the heroics of Chiellini. Bravo, Molinaro, bravo. Here’s to you not being here next season! (Zampa, please!!)
But as long as our team decides to not give a shit, why not let them sit at home? And here is my master plan to rest key players while still putting key members on the field. After all, if their visual presence is all that matters, why bother tiring them out?
All we gotta do for “the good guy Zanetti” is fly to Los Angeles, abduct that guy from Scrubs, and head back to Turin. Maybe on his vacation, Cristiano can get some acting skills like Nani.
One time when watching a game, mia mamma asked why Bruce Springsteen was playing Italian footy. I wondered why I saw Del Piero on her E Street CD. With all the comments in the media about how old ADP is, just throw Springsteen on the field instead. Let Del Piero stay at home and throw darts at his Roberto Donadoni dartboard.
Alright, so that-guy-from-Crash-and-other-supporting-roles has a really big forehead in this picture. Maybe in real life too. No problem, just make sure he wears one of Buffon’s goofy volcano hat things and we’ll be set.
Even before the last one, I’m sorry Tiago, I really am. I’m one of your fans (even if I think it’s best we part our ways this summer) and this was not in any malicious spirit at all, it’s just uncanny. If it’s any consolation, she’s pretty hot.
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fuck secco the fans could do a better job picking players!
i must say i lovee the Tiago – Sarah Silverman thing that was great!
“Let Del Piero stay at home and throw darts at his Roberto Donadoni dartboard.” – funny I have a Donadoni dartboard myself, its great!
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if you guys get giovinco i will die…co-ownership wouldnt be as bad as a full sale, but still a terrible idea.
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if for any reason we get rid of giovinco we have to get VDV. and this giovinco will not be sold. loan or co-own at most. blanc already said he wants to breed players not buy them. palladino will most likely play on the left instead of nedved next year.
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I just watched the Catania-Roma coppa game……jesus that was boring.
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yea that was one boring ass game. hopefully inter get killed in the final.
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hopefully inter get killed, period.
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fuck this bullshit, stories like this make me so angry.
http://goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=689459Posted from
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Squad list according to the Corriere dello Sport:
Goalkeepers: Buffon, Amelia, Toldo
Defenders: Oddo, Panucci, Materazzi, Barzagli, Cannavaro, Grosso, Zambrotta, Chiellini
Midfielders: Gattuso, Ambrosini, Pirlo, De Rossi, Perrotta, Aquilani or Montolivo, Camoranesi
Attackers: Toni, Borriello, Di Natale, Quagliarella, Del PieroPosted from
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QUAGLIARELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!? thats bullshit. he is shit. if we want to win the whole thing we need someone a little better than that. AKA – PALLADINO
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Alessio anything less than Giovinco’s return to Juve’s first team would be a complete disaster.
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lmao the ppl at the palermo offside think nocerno is great. i hope we give them nocerino and molinaro for amauri. juve’s garbage=Palermo’s treasure
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i will considering to support other club if Juve sell/loan/co-own giovinco and marchisio…
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Adam when we rape you of young talent, we’ll see who laughs last..
And Adam, unless youre illiterate, let me correct you. We dont think Nocerino’s great, we think he will be great. If you want to make a point, use facts, not your slanted distortions of reality..
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CORRECTION “lmao the ppl at the palermo offside think nocerno is GOING TO BE GREAT. i hope we give them nocerino and molinaro for amauri. juve’s garbage=Palermo’s treasure”
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i guess we can wait and see
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i think he has the potential but he’s been shit this year.
it’s not the poor challenges as much as the just awful passing. next to molinaro, he was the biggest liability on the field.
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KJ i must say I agree with you. I believe that Nocerino will be great. I think selling him will be a mistake, a loan deal would make much more sense that way once he has reached his potential he will still technically be a Juve player.
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It would really be a shame if juve agree to a co-ownership of giovinco with palermo in exchange for amauri. IMHO amauri’s a good player but no one knows how he’ll fit in with the juve squad. giovinco’s already had experience with us.
P.S. I dont think we should sell Tiago. When given the chance he plays quite well
P.P.S. I may be outdated on this. but i think i saw Mauro Esposito on juve’s squad list. Is this true? I remember him scoring lots of cagliari goals when zola returned to serie A. i think he’d be a good addition to our team
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Amauri is better than Toni in almost any aspect I can think of… That kind of talent comes at a cost
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Another goal for Del Piero looks like trez&ale goal will be tied for top scorers of the year now should domench call up trez for euro 2008?
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“hornets v. lakers should be good.”
Jazz @ Spurs is gonna be even better
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Anthony, Trez should have been called up 6 months ago.
Dario….it ain’t over till it’s over. We’ve got the home court advantage, and despite the drubbing, we’ve won more comfortably at home then they have.
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Bob – I completely disagree. Tiago has yet to perform when given a chance. Prime example, he played the first good portion of the match on Sunday and we were down 1-0, he comes off, we score. I don’t know if he is shit or just bad luck but either way he doesn’t fit in at Juve and should be sold ASAP to the first offer we can get.
K.J – I don’t think Amauri is better than Toni, I would rather have Toni.
Anthony – I really hope Boriello doesn’t score anymore that way we can have spot #1 tied between our two strikers! That would be great! I hope they each score in the last match.
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Amauri > Toni
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fuck the spurs, their point guard is a fucking frenchie for christ sake.
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