Juventus Lookalikes- Our New Secret Squad

By: agiamba | May 5th, 2008

Brief comment on Siena-Juve. Well, that sucked. But since it seems pretty certain that Empoli is going down, we need a farm team for next year, right? Let’s hope they can do better than they did with Molinaro. I mean, c’mon Secco, this isn’t tough. Look at Balzaretti last year, and Molinaro this year. Or, look at the highlights from the game yesterday! De Ceglie flies up our left flank and if any “other Bianconero” was around, maybe a goal. Molinaro, on the other hand, nearly gifted Siena a goal if not for the heroics of Chiellini. Bravo, Molinaro, bravo. Here’s to you not being here next season! (Zampa, please!!)

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But as long as our team decides to not give a shit, why not let them sit at home? And here is my master plan to rest key players while still putting key members on the field. After all, if their visual presence is all that matters, why bother tiring them out?

All we gotta do for “the good guy Zanetti” is fly to Los Angeles, abduct that guy from Scrubs, and head back to Turin. Maybe on his vacation, Cristiano can get some acting skills like Nani.

One time when watching a game, mia mamma asked why Bruce Springsteen was playing Italian footy. I wondered why I saw Del Piero on her E Street CD. With all the comments in the media about how old ADP is, just throw Springsteen on the field instead. Let Del Piero stay at home and throw darts at his Roberto Donadoni dartboard.

Alright, so that-guy-from-Crash-and-other-supporting-roles has a really big forehead in this picture. Maybe in real life too. No problem, just make sure he wears one of Buffon’s goofy volcano hat things and we’ll be set.

Even before the last one, I’m sorry Tiago, I really am. I’m one of your fans, after all, you locked that dunce Cobolli Gigli in the bathroom. This was not in any malicious spirit at all, it’s just uncanny. If it’s any consolation, she’s pretty hot.

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R.J.

fuck the spurs, their point guard is a fucking frenchie for christ sake.
R.J.

Amauri > Toni
Sofia

Bob - I completely disagree. Tiago has yet to perform when given a chance. Prime example, he played the first good portion of the match on Sunday and we were down 1-0, he comes off, we score. I don't know if he is shit or just bad luck but either way he doesn't fit in at Juve and should be sold ASAP to the first offer we can get.

K.J - I don't think Amauri is better than Toni, I would rather have Toni.

Anthony - I really hope Boriello doesn't score anymore that way we can have spot #1 tied between our two strikers! That would be great! I hope they each score in the last match.
agiamba

Anthony, Trez should have been called up 6 months ago.

Dario....it ain't over till it's over.
Dario

"hornets v. lakers should be good."

Jazz @ Spurs is gonna be even better
Anthony

Another goal for Del Piero looks like trez&ale goal will be tied for top scorers of the year now should domench call up trez for euro 2008?
KJ

Amauri is better than Toni in almost any aspect I can think of... That kind of talent comes at a cost
Bob

It would really be a shame if juve agree to a co-ownership of giovinco with palermo in exchange for amauri. IMHO amauri's a good player but no one knows how he'll fit in with the juve squad. giovinco's already had experience with us.

P.S. I dont think we should sell Tiago. When given the chance he plays quite well

P.P.S. I may be outdated on this. but i think i saw Mauro Esposito on juve's squad list. Is this true? I remember him scoring lots of cagliari goals when zola returned to serie A. i think he'd be a good addition to our team
Sofia

KJ i must say I agree with you. I believe that Nocerino will be great. I think selling him will be a mistake, a loan deal would make much more sense that way once he has reached his potential he will still technically be a Juve player.
agiamba

i think he has the potential but he's been shit this year.

it's not the poor challenges as much as the just awful passing. next to molinaro, he was the biggest liability on the field.
KJ

i guess we can wait and see
adam

CORRECTION "lmao the ppl at the palermo offside think nocerno is GOING TO BE GREAT. i hope we give them nocerino and molinaro for amauri. juve’s garbage=Palermo’s treasure"
happy KJ?
KJ

Adam when we rape you of young talent, we'll see who laughs last..

And Adam, unless youre illiterate, let me correct you. We dont think Nocerino's great, we think he will be great. If you want to make a point, use facts, not your slanted distortions of reality..
vialli

i will considering to support other club if Juve sell/loan/co-own giovinco and marchisio...
adam

lmao the ppl at the palermo offside think nocerno is great. i hope we give them nocerino and molinaro for amauri. juve's garbage=Palermo's treasure
roberto

Alessio anything less than Giovinco's return to Juve's first team would be a complete disaster.
Sofia

QUAGLIARELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!!? thats bullshit. he is shit. if we want to win the whole thing we need someone a little better than that. AKA - PALLADINO :)
Anthony

Squad list according to the Corriere dello Sport:

Goalkeepers: Buffon, Amelia, Toldo
Defenders: Oddo, Panucci, Materazzi, Barzagli, Cannavaro, Grosso, Zambrotta, Chiellini
Midfielders: Gattuso, Ambrosini, Pirlo, De Rossi, Perrotta, Aquilani or Montolivo, Camoranesi
Attackers: Toni, Borriello, Di Natale, Quagliarella, Del Piero
adam

fuck this bullshit, stories like this make me so angry.
http://goal.com/en/Articolo.as...
Sally

hopefully inter get killed, period.
adam

yea that was one boring ass game. hopefully inter get killed in the final.
agiamba

I just watched the Catania-Roma coppa game......jesus that was boring.
adam

if for any reason we get rid of giovinco we have to get VDV. and this giovinco will not be sold. loan or co-own at most. blanc already said he wants to breed players not buy them. palladino will most likely play on the left instead of nedved next year.
agiamba

if you guys get giovinco i will die...co-ownership wouldnt be as bad as a full sale, but still a terrible idea.
Sofia

fuck secco the fans could do a better job picking players!

i must say i lovee the Tiago - Sarah Silverman thing that was great!

"Let Del Piero stay at home and throw darts at his Roberto Donadoni dartboard." - funny I have a Donadoni dartboard myself, its great!
adam

damn these monkeys that run juve. now i understand why lippi rejected us last year.
KJ

if we actually get giovinco, Ill laugh my ass off
R.J.

yeah, then CP3 will show Kobe why he should have taken the MVP instead.
agiamba

i dont know but man we wrecked them both games. i'm predicting a split alla dallas. new orleans shits on texas.

hornets v. lakers should be good.
R.J.

aaron, who was that talking shit about how the Spurs were going to win no problem?
roberto

What a coincidence, Tiago's fucking Matt Damon too!
adam

del piero and ryan from the office (B.J. Novak) look alike, dont they?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm16...
agiamba

it's not the best picture of him, but i really think they look pretty similar. two summers ago (was it that long?) in the WC i remember looking at gigi and thinking distinctly of fichtner.
Marco P.

I never pictured Bill Fichtner as a Gigi Buffon-lookalike. I guess I'll be watching Prison Break under a different light now...
Edgar

del piero used to sing, he even released a CD, i think