Fuck, A Review Without Many Words.

By: roberto | February 4th, 2008

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Hit the showers Belardi, Buffon’s back! (no pun intended)

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He’s no where near exceptional, but at least Saliham’s consistent.

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Lego had a game to forget. Make the next a game to remember!

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Grygera getting arrested for being dumb.

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WTF?

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Aside from catching balls, Palladino likes to ________ them.

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Frustrated.

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“Look Ma’, I’m passing with my eyes closed!”

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Should have stayed in the game. Still hugely lacks personality on the field.

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He’ll impress- I guarantee. Secco consider yourself lucky.

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Insanity! Juventus’ best player thus far this season. Period.

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Your there, just take off a little heat on those finishes. What the fuck are you looking at?

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Keep it up. No time to slow down Ale.

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The man is not pleased.

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Hear that? It’s the sound of Nedved’s heart breaking.

Photos courtesy of Lastampa.it



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  • Alessio |  February 4th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

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    I thought Legrottaglie had a good game, and Grygera was a little slow on the counter attacks. Salihamidzic actually delivered some good crosses! And Tiago had a good game…..definitely shouldn’t have been taken off.

    I think it’s just cause they were all tired (without Subs and reserves, they all had to play) from today, Inter, Livorno, and Inter in less than two weeks. Belardi played great today! Made some good saves that kept us in the game which a normal backup would have been forgiven for missing.

    We’ll be rested and raring to go next week. I feel with the pressure of Tiago, everyone having given up on him, he might perform well now, without the pressure.

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  • roberto |  February 4th, 2008 at 9:31 pm

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    Yea there might be some truth to that pressure hypothesis Alessio. Fuck I’d be pleased with Tiago even if he took out his aggression on the field with a couple yellows or straight red. The guy has no fucking emotion right now. He looks as limp and as spaced-out as the girls R.J. takes on dates!

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  • Michael |  February 4th, 2008 at 10:10 pm

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    I thought that nocerino should have been taken off instead of tiago. Not only was he hot-headed, his passing and crosses were pitiful. Would be interesting to see momo and tiago play in the midfield. God i cant wait for mauro to be fit for the full 90. He is so vital. On another note, our defense is shameful. We looked verrrrry vunerable during the counter attacks and are lucky to come away with any points. That being said, we are juve and juve will always bounce back.

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  • Jimbo |  February 4th, 2008 at 10:52 pm

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    Nocerino played so badly…

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  • Alessio |  February 5th, 2008 at 2:39 am

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    And Nedved isn’t our best player. He’s terrific and all, but has had some disappointing games. Overall, would you say he’s matching expectations? Maybe.

    Our player of the season, other than Chiellini, is our unsung hero, ex-Interista (good guy now) Cristiano Zanetti. He’s been tackling reliably, passing well, and putting in some fantastic assists. As Ranieri said, “the leader of our orchestra.” From someone who thought he should leave this summer…..I am incredibly happy.

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  • R.J. |  February 5th, 2008 at 6:33 am

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    Limp girls = Less struggle

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  • roberto |  February 5th, 2008 at 9:45 am

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    No fucking way Alessio, Nedved has been a fucking horse for us more than Zanetti has. No offense to Zanetti, but Nedved doesn’t stop defending and attacking for the entire 90 mins on an unseen level of quality- even for Nedved’s own very high standards.

    I can’t say anything poor about Zanetti though, the guy is a fucking monster too. I’d say thus far this season it’s been a Nedved, T-Rez, ADP, then Zanetti order. (hugely debatable I realise)

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  • Sally |  February 5th, 2008 at 8:22 pm

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    Zanetti has been a good soldier, the game vs cagliari might’ve turned out different if he was on the pitch and yes agreed tiago shouldve stayed instead of nocerino

    however another thing that concerns me about juventus is our lack of creativity. in all honesty our only link to that is camo. marchionni to me has been a disappointment because he was a better player at parma.

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  • adam |  February 6th, 2008 at 2:37 am

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    Tiago should have stayed and i think that the reason hes been so dissapointing this season is because of ranieri’s formation in the mid. two defensive mids and two wings. tiago’s played as a def mid or wing. he should be played in the trequartista position with sissoko playing the def mid role our team should be straight. but since this is ranieri thats never gonna happen he focuses attacks way too much on the flanks juve need to attack more from the center.

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  • adam |  February 6th, 2008 at 2:43 am

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    sucko is his usual retarded self with an iq of negative 1 million. why the hell did he sign stendardo he could of brought mellberg in asap for 2 million max from boumsong’s sale. or tried to get barzagli for the long run cause in the summer his price tag is gonna hit the roof and please dont get amauri i hate this guy he thinks hes better then he is what the hell has he achieved, nothing. and he keeps on talking like hes the next drogba, hes good but thats it. hes 27 and isnt gonna be drogba2.0 i hope he rots on palermo what r we gonna do with him we got ADP Trez Palla and Iaquinta, id prefer rosina or cassano over him and lastly hes injury prone thats the kind of player we dont need (ronaldo milan).

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  • sofia |  February 6th, 2008 at 5:55 am

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    ok so the next game should be better…we have buffon back and hopefully ranieri tore a strip off of the boys after that game last weekend. There were only a handful of the team that came out to play, the other half…not so much.

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  • sofia |  February 7th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

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    ok sooo….apparently buffon didnt look good at practice..he looked in pain after diving saves or something according to C4 so that is definately not a good thing

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  • adam |  February 7th, 2008 at 12:26 pm

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    good news is we have camoranesi and chiellini back.

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  • adam |  February 7th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

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    and trezegol recovered from his injury

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  • Alessio |  February 7th, 2008 at 12:58 pm

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    On good news, rumors say Nedved will stay around for another year if we get a Champions League spot. And management is already preparing an offer for a 1-year extension.

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  • R.J. |  February 7th, 2008 at 4:48 pm

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    speaking of “key”ellini, that dude is a pimp. did anyone else see when they showed him during the cagliari game? he was euro-trashed out…he makes it look half way decent though. his coat was the best part. i bet roberto doesn’t have the skill to dig up a pic…

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  • adam |  February 8th, 2008 at 1:48 am

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    R.J. i was trying to find pics of him in that game and couldnt find them , but i did manage to stumble upon this flattering pic of him.
    http://www.viewimages.com/Search.aspx?mid=51323931&epmid=2&partner=Google

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  • Alessio |  February 8th, 2008 at 11:58 pm

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    HAHA. What about Giovinco’s pants being pulled down after his first goal for Empoli?

    I’d like to see that pic of Chiellini though.

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  • adam |  February 9th, 2008 at 1:52 am

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    alessio was this what u were talkin about http://sport.alice.it/it/gallery/seriea/serie_a_le_foto_dela_6_giornata.html,zoom=42451.html

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  • Alessio |  February 9th, 2008 at 12:16 pm

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    That’s the one. Anyone got the pimped out Chiellini?

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  • sofia |  February 9th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

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    HAHA those are awesome! chiellini looked awesome at the match! haha i hope him and gigi play tomorrow! that would be greaaat:D

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  • roberto |  February 11th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

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    Good win. Sucky first half.

    Roma preview up by wednesday.

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  • Alessio |  February 11th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

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    Yeah. We’ll be better with the 1st team back/not injured.

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  • adam |  February 11th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

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    palladino really needs to play a whole lot more. he was pretty good with the 15 min he got. it would really be a shame if he went to arsenal. ive been watching him since his days at livorno and i really wish hed be a bianconero 4 life. also nocerino and molinaro need to stay on the bench where they belong. sissoko c.zanetti partnership would be great, (although still hoping to see the tiago momo combo). and i dont get y retarderi doesnt play grygera on the left hes a hell of alot better than molinaro who’s shit is prettier than his game.

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