DISASTER

By: alessio | October 4th, 2009

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#1- Sometimes it’s frustrating when you lose, when you’re the better team. Today was not one of those days. Palermo > Us
#2- Ferrara’s subs sucked. We had serious issues breaking down the impenetrable wall of pink, so we take off our two creative players and throw on another static forward?
#3- Amauri needs to be demoted to Primavera for a month or so. And he needs to shut up about the whole Nazionale deal.
#4- I hope none of our players play for their national teams, they shouldn’t be going anyways. Let’s see the Azzurri without Juventus players.
#5- We had zero tactics, other than occasionally long ball. No one could hold onto the ball, no one could pass, no one knew where the fuck we were going. Evidence? 62% possession, 16 shots, 0 on target. Yeah, 0 on target. That is absurd.
#6- Kjaer is a goddamn stud.
#7- Time for me to put to test the Shampoo Effect.



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  • Nnahoj |  October 6th, 2009 at 3:00 pm

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    Alessio mate, I’m feeling a bit of the pain you felt when your car got stolen. Someone stole the indicator lights on my car…IN BROAD FUCKING DAYLIGHT!!! Of course, no one saw. So now, I’m left to spend my hard earned money (which I already spent on buying my car – and is still paying monthly to the bank) to replace those lights that I’ve had for 2 years and no one had ever interfered with them.

    All I have to say…to whoever took my lights…I hope you get hit by a muthafuckin’ 18 wheeler on your way to go sell my lights you fucking prawn! You bottom feeder! Get a real fucking job like me and work for your shit! Pray I never find out who you are mate!!!

    I’m sorry…what was this post about?

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  • Papai |  October 6th, 2009 at 9:34 pm

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    thats real tough luck mate. hope the SOB gets caught.

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  • Johonna |  October 6th, 2009 at 11:04 pm

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    I didn’t even know a person could steal those (or that they would want to). Cripes. File a police report and see if your insurance will treat it like a hit and run.

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  • Brian |  October 7th, 2009 at 2:43 am

  • Sam |  October 7th, 2009 at 2:47 am

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    i know yeah farrk at least he has time to recover!

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  • michael |  October 7th, 2009 at 10:03 am

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    I pray god that this is goal.com bullshit. Otherwise im going to throw my computer out the window. asdpfhzdfgkpadfhgdfkjlahds=we3123kd’fps[df!!

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  • Papai |  October 7th, 2009 at 10:11 am

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    this is scary shit man….

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  • adam |  October 7th, 2009 at 10:16 am

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    I wouldn’t file an insurance claim, most likely the deductable will cost more than the replacement of the lights. Then you will overpay for the lights and your insurance rate will go up.

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  • alessio |  October 7th, 2009 at 11:59 am

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    If he’s out for 2-3 months, we are fucked.

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  • Joe |  October 7th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

  • Daniel |  October 7th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

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    Hey, let’s get Roberto Carlos at the end of the year. His contract with Fener will be over and he is leaving Turkey for sure. He is 36, but so what? The guy is one of the best left-backs that ever lived! :D

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  • Papai |  October 7th, 2009 at 1:23 pm

  • Nnahoj |  October 7th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

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    Nah, insurance would never cover that.

    Anyway I already got them replaced. Cost me a pretty penny (about US$150 for you Yanks), but whatever. That’s part of having a car, according to my pops.

    Thanks for the concern.

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  • Nnahoj |  October 7th, 2009 at 1:44 pm

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    Wasn’t Marchisio left out of the Palermo game because Ciro wanted to give him a rest? All of a sudden he’s injured?

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  • alessio |  October 7th, 2009 at 3:21 pm

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    Sorry about the car, nnahoj, I bet your indicator lights were more valuable than the entire car! I thought it was to rest Marchisio, but I guess not.

    On the example to follow, Legrottaglie said, “[Alessandro] Del Piero is the model to follow. During his entire career he’s never had a rude attitude, or problems with his temper.”

    I think more referring to Balotelli than Gio.

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  • mohd |  October 7th, 2009 at 11:59 pm

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    may be it is a bad news
    http://www.football-italia.net/oct7p.html

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  • ooBia |  October 8th, 2009 at 8:04 am

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    i want to cry :( marchisio makes me happy!

    ale/roberto, how are you two gonna entertain us in this international break?

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  • Papai |  October 8th, 2009 at 9:15 am

  • Papai |  October 8th, 2009 at 9:20 am

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    apparently not all is lost

    http://www.tuttosport.com/calcio/serie_a/juventus/2009/10/08-41997/Cannavaro+positivo+all‘antidoping.+Ma+%C3%A8+tutto+dichiarato

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  • ooBia |  October 8th, 2009 at 9:38 am

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    papai, can u tell us, non-italian speakers, a summary of what the article in tuttosport is saying.. Thanks :)

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  • Junaid |  October 8th, 2009 at 9:46 am

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    This may very well have been the best year for Juventus to win the Scudetto. Unfortunately, that’s all but gone now.

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  • Papai |  October 8th, 2009 at 9:57 am

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    ooBia, it actually says that canna was bitten by a wasp, and was given medication by the juve docs. However, the juve medical board had a miscommunication with the Doping guys, and so canna showed positive in a test he was not supposed to take. due to fucking red tape. Now they are trying to sort it out, but Canna will have to appear before the IOC, and mite miss the cyprus match.

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  • alessio |  October 8th, 2009 at 9:59 am

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    Way too early to say so, Junaid.

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  • Robee |  October 8th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

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    “but Canna will have to appear before the IOC, and might miss the cyprus match.”

    Hope so, the less minutes he plays, the better ;) . A player like him doesn’t need that much match rhythm…

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  • Ivo |  October 8th, 2009 at 6:22 pm

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    Juve’s scudetto chances may look bleak now, but there is still plenty of time. My optimism is also present due to the fact that teams win championships, not players. I often forget this, but it is true.

    Right now, we don’t play like a team. But if we turn it around and develop a good game collectively, even with Marrone and Poulsen we can win the scudetto, if they fall correctly within a well thought-out tactics.

    It may be unlikely that we will play good as a team anytime soon, since we have a coach with little experience and almost a lot of new players. But if nothing changes for the worse, we can put up a fight for sure.

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