

Palermo v. Juventus: Colantuono’s Last Chance, Really This Time… I Swear
By: roberto | April 3rd, 2008Tifosi Rosaneri don’t tell me, let me guess. Colantuono’s got some secret plan to beat us come Sunday. I mean, that’s the reason why Zamparini hired him again, right? Well it’s either that, or he persuaded your president for another chance after he touched his nose with his tongue and made some funny animals out of stretchy balloons. I bet Colnatuono’s been cracking the books though, watching the tapes, and hitting the espresso bar hard trying to figure out what went horribly wrong the last time. Here’s a little hint Colantuono, from one footballer to another; it wasn’t your fault, it was your parents’.

We built this house.
Goodness, you got to wonder what it’s like being a Palermo player right now. If you’re Barzagli, and you’ve just been able to stop the horrible bleeding out of your ass caused by this encounter last November, you get thrown into a time warp of sorts. Into town come the Bianconeri looking as threatening as ever with only two away losses this season, and as previously mentioned, Colantuono is once again your head coach. Also, for the second time this season, your attack will be severly lacking some sting as mighty mouse won’t be available to play against his former side. Rounding off the running parallels, is the eminent return of Marco Marchionni. If you recall, he managed to score a beauty against Palermo in his first game back from injury. Now as he’s reportedly been training with the team for the last two weeks or so, he could very well see some limited time after we build up a another comfortable lead, of course.
As per Juventus’ line-up, it seems that we are in pretty good shape as Jorge Andrade is now the only long-term absentee. In terms of suspensions, we’re all clear against Palermo. However Grygera, Nocerino, Palladino, and Trezeguet could all be absent for next week’s massive clash against Milan if they were to receive a yellow here. Expect Ranieri to keep tabs on it though, as I’m sure he knows the importance of having a full squad available against the likes of Kaka, Gattuso, Pirlo, and company. How could that affect our formation against the birds from the south? Well, probably not that much. Aside from Trezeguet, neither Grygera, Nocerino, nor Palladino will likey be featured in Ranieri’s starting XI anyways- as much as we’d all like to see Grygera in Molinaro’s place. In the midfield, expect Nedved, Camoranesi, Salihams, and Sissoko in support of the on-form tag team of Trezeguet and Del Piero. News of a relapse in Zanetti’s injury yesterday in practice left him “unable to play any part”, and thus will see him sidelined for at least another week.
In other news, Buffon’s back is back. Thankfully, our medical staff has cleared him to play. Juventus’ club doctor, Riccardo Agricola, insists that Buffon is recovering sufficiently and is ready for action. “He doesn’t have any problems,” said Agricola. “The physiotherapy will continue and he will train as well.” Well, I’m still officially uncertain as to whether or not I should be worried at this point. How about you? Speaking of Buffon, Italy’s No. 1 spoke to the media recently and tossed around the idea of signing Ronaldinho next year to beef-up our Champions League efforts. Clearly our man was still feeling the affects of Agricola’s morphine injection. Although I think Ronaldinho is a great talent and he’s just going through a little slump in his career at the moment, I don’t imagine him fitting in here at Juventus. Not only do we have Giovinco coming in next season, but Ronaldinho’s heavy price tag would buy three or four solid players that could help fill some gaps elsewhere.
Last but certainly not least, this Sunday’s match represents something special for Del Piero. Our captain will become Juventus’ all-time leader in appearances surpassing the great ‘libero’ Gaetano Scirea. Scirea, who’s life was tragically cut short when he died in a car accident in 1989 at the age of 36, was remembered by another great Juventus goalkeeper- Dino Zoff. “I miss Gaetano terribly, and it annoys me that it was only after his death that his true worth as a player and man was recognised,” Zoff said. “But it seems that if you are a good, honest person in this world, nobody is interested.” Tomorrow, Dino, every Juventus supporter will be interested in Scirea, and who else better to surpass his record than Del Piero. A player just as good, and person just as honest.

IERI… OGGI… DOMANI… SEMPRE JUVE!
Subscribe
|
Print
|
Share
![]() |
Comments | Add your comment
-



i hope nocerino plays all 90 min. hes bound to get a yellow card.
Posted from
United States

-



Actually, the reason why Zampa rehired him was because Guido was as bad as humanly possible. A semi-intelligent chimpanzee could’ve fielded a better lineup.
Posted from
United States

-



Roberto, glad to see you’ve stepped up your game now that you no longer monopolize the posting.
Posted from
United States

-



Yeah, Roberto worried he’s gonna lose his job. Wait, is it still a job if you don’t get paid? He’s afraid he’s gonna lose his hobby. Anyway, Forza Palermo even as disfunctional as we are!!
Posted from


-



I never thought Colantuono was ever that bad…but a beating we caught you guys, and Zampas temper, it was inevitable. Although, this season, everything is so backwards for us, God only knows whats in the cards.
Posted from
United States

-



haha that is an awesome picture of Gigi.
anything short of a victory tomorrow is a disappointment. we’re in good form, they are not. they just got colantuono back…its like playing inter again only shitty inter.
Posted from
United States

-



yeah, Anthony. i found it ridiculous at the time..i mean you guys were in what, 7th, still uefa cup position? 5-0 sucks a lot, but you dont sack a coach for an off-day….just as it would have been stupid to sack ranieri when we lost to fiorentina, even if we lost by more.
zampa is seriously hindering palermos potential. theres a definite line between being a passionate owner and a major hindrance.
Posted from
United States

-



Zampa’s temper and mouth will never get him a winning team and for godsake guidolin have some pride being sacked 4 times by the same team in what 2 years Colantuono should watch out zamparini is probably gona sack him agian after the season. Also Miccoli spilled the beans about moggi http://www.channel4.com/sport/football_italia/apr3n.html God knows what else he did he sould be banned for life after the pain he caused juve and our beloved tifosi.
Posted from
Canada

-



Just to put a little crowbar between the people with the same name
Posted from


-



Moggi should have received a lifetime ban from Italian football. What the hell is five years? Moggi should not be able to return to Italian Serie A, B, or C. I’m sure some other countries will find him useful, particularly in war-torn, destitute, and corrupt nations. The FIGC can’t let him back in to Italian football, because you just know that’s where he wants to return and probably will, unfortunately…
Del Piero for president? WTF
Flamini waiting for Old Lady? WTF
Posted from


-



Anyways, yea R.J. I realised it’s all about quality, not quantity. These slave drivers over here at the Offside wanted me to work like a dog, so I got me one. Hahaha
But seriously, this posting is bigger than me. It’s for Juventus fans all over the world, so I felt it’s important that I allow it to get as big as possible. I think that’s enough cheese for one day…
Posted from


-



It’d be hard to reject a free Flamini trade. Considering Zanetti’s years, maybe we should bring him on board. I saw him against Liverpool and Milan and he was very solid. If we do bring him on, loan out Nocerino. He’s young and needs 1st team experience but is not good enough for Juve right now.
Posted from
United States

-



Del Piero for president? I thought the age cut off was 85?
Come back for the 10 o’clock showing, but it’s 18 and over, the jokes tend to get a little blue, if you get me.
Posted from


-



What’s the transfer price on Flamini though? Is he a free agent after this season? To be honest, his name sounds familiar but I’ve no idea how this guy plays. Is he a Nocerino esc type Alessio?
Listen Palermo, ADP would be great for Italy… maybe a little slow for president, but he’d make a great ambassador.
Posted from


-



Why does my fucking IP address say I’m writing from the U.S.? Shit balls
Posted from


-



Flamini would come free. His contract expires this summer and despite Wenger and Fabregas trying, it doesn’t look like he’s going to extend. He’d probably cost Tiago+Almiron, at least 15mil pounds if we bought him. He’s primarily a defensive midfielder, he relegated Gilberto Silva to the bench this season because of his form. He also just turned 24.
So yeah, we would be really dumb to not sign him for free. Three good defensive midfielders, and considering our committments next year (YES RANIERI I AM COUNTING CHICKENS) I’m sure we’ll need all 3.
Posted from
United States

-



I think it`s logical that Juve will win,I mean MAN!!!The first match was 5:0 for pities sake!!!I bet Del Piero scores in the first 20mins…
Posted from


-



yeah its good we got 3 defensive midfielders (if we get him) but we need amauri.. without a daught u see him 2nite and.. diego barzaghi n lippi and we will win scudetto n go far in champions league
Posted from
United States

Leave a Reply
If you have not commented here before, please take a moment to peruse ourCommenting Guidelines.













