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Post, Pre-Season Predictions
By: roberto |Boy-oh-boy do we like to do things differently here at the Juventus Offside. Man-crushes, binge-drinking, and good ol’ fashioned rival club bashing have normally been the specials of the day until now. Today, Alessio and I proudly present to you all our post pre-season predictions. Now you may be asking yourself some simple, and very [...]
Camoranesi Extends My Desire To Wed Him.
By: roberto |Wanna know why Camoranesi always picks up little knocks every now and then? It’s because he plays his ass off on both ends of the field. That’s something called total commitment. So today, upon hearing he signed a contract extending his stay ’til 2011, I felt really weird in special places. Now that’s something called [...]
Previews: The Battle of the Bianconeri, ADN v. ADP
By: alessio |Thank god that international break is over. I watched the Palermo-Roma game today, and as pleased as I was to see Roma get pounded, just doesn’t satisfy my calcio needs. Roma have had a semi-difficult start, hosting Napoli and away at Palermo. Juve’s had a similar start, also drawing 1-1 against a credible opponent, let’s [...]
Previews: Juventus-Fiorentina, CALCIO IS BACK!
By: alessio |Ladies and gentlemen, purgatory is over. The long summer months of “Will he, won’t he” and the sheer boredom created from meaningless friendlies is over! Calcio is back, and I’m sure I speak for every Interista, Romanista, or whatever-ista when I say, thank god. Life is rough without it. The Lega’s draw pitted us with [...]
Previews: Half-assed Preview of Juventus-Artmedia and Squad Updates
By: alessio |We’re back, ladies and gentlemen. After two years of exile, Juventus FC officially re-enters the Champion’s League in the 3rd-round qualifiers. Win this two-legged tie and we’re into the lucrative group stages. Our opponent this year is FC Artmedia Petržalka, who won the Slovak league last year. In terms of Uefa co-efficients, they are below [...]
Liveblog: Manchester United v. Juventus Pre-season Friendly
By: alessio |So, I was going to be at the beach all day today, but a storm decided to roll in this morning. End result? I’m sitting inside the beachhouse watching the rain come down, pretty cool stuff. But the upside is I’ll be watching this glorious friendly as well, and I figured, if I’m watching, why [...]
Player Ratings: Juventus Season 2007-2008
By: alessio |I’ll probably do a wrap-up for the season, but this is a concise quicker way to review it I suppose. Without any further ado, I give you my player ratings (out of 10) for every Bianconeri who played a role in our season.
LiveBlog: Juventus v. Lazio
By: alessio |After my 2nd attempt to write a preview for the game failed, I said screw it, I’ll live blog it. Check out Salvatore’s preview over at the Lazio Offside.
My favorite bar is closing tonight so I may still be buzzed. It’s early but hope to see you tomorrow, 9am EST.
Palermo v. Juventus: Colantuono’s Last Chance, Really This Time… I Swear
By: roberto |Tifosi Rosaneri don’t tell me, let me guess. Colantuono’s got some secret plan to beat us come Sunday. I mean, that’s the reason why Zamparini hired him again, right? Well it’s either that, or he persuaded your president for another chance after he touched his nose with his tongue and made some funny animals out [...]










