Render unto Cesare the things which are Cesare’s, and unto Delneri the things that are Delneri’s

By: agiamba | March 31st, 2011
   

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Cassano- “Hypothetically, if you were injured for a month, you wouldn’t become fat?”

There’s an unwritten rule in international football that managers try not to break the players that are “on loan” to them from the clubs. If it’s a real match, that’s thrown out the window. If it’s a qualifier, the manager still does whatever he pleases. If it’s a friendly match against a pretty crappy side after the qualifier, then the manager should be rotating, and crucially, resting players that he used in the first leg. It’s not a requirement, it’s just generally understood that oh, say, if a striker plays 90 minutes in a qualifier, he’s rested for the next game. (If it’s a friendly)

Prandelli obviously doesn’t believe that, as he decided to continue to play Giorgio Chiellini, despite rotating oh, the entire rest of the team. (Save his boy Montolivo, but he still has much to prove in Azzurro) And what happened? It cursed that spot, man. First, Giorgio picks up an injury 17 minutes into the match, and his substitute, Davide Astori, was sent off! Spooky. The Gods have spoken, Cesare.

So Keyser Giorgio is injured. One of the most injury-immune players on the team, and he’ll be out for approximately a month- in all seriousness, that might end up tying his personal record for longest time injured. What does that mean? It means against a rejuvenated Roma, with creative geniuses lining up against us, like Totti, Vucinic, and…uh, Taddei and Perrotta (okay, omit the last 2) we get to see the dreaded Barzagli-Bonucci pairing make its return. And that’s not even talking about the possibility of seeing Traore, Grosso, Grygera, or Motta lining up the flanks. God help us all.

But I’m not a particularly religious person, so uh……….hey, Trapattoni, please say a prayer for us!

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  • Comrade: Get in here and lol hard:

    http://boards.4chan.org/sp/res...

  • Jovan

    nice

    lol@

    "dat cassano

    troll player"

    with a pic of him smiling in a sly way

  • Comrade

    This thread is diamonds lol. Please keep me updated on every such thread on big games.

    Also, +500 internets to you if you can spot me in it.

  • ROFL.

  • If Andrea Ranocchia is the new Alessandro Nesta then Giorgio Chiellini is the new Claudio Gentile.

  • Let us get this shit started:

    >Samuel Eto'o
    >important Serie A games
    >easy tap-ins

    Pick one.

  • Read on VS that Motta might be played at RB (SportMediaset is the original source so take it for what it's worth) with Bonucci, Barzagli and Grosso lined up besides him.

    Del Neri is not allowed any.further.excuses for starting Motta. If he does, he's officially an idiot.

  • Comrade

    Obvious handball not given against Inter.

  • I'm off to the Milan Offside for the next 90mins=D

    Who's with me?=D

  • I'm trying to think of a Pippo Inzaghi always being offside joke to squeeze in somewhere here to no avail...

  • Comrade

    Patoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Happiest day of my life guys.

  • AlbionArks

    i was at an indian restaurant during the game in malaysia,and at one point the indian fans were all gloomy but at the end they were celebrating like mad.though i don't understand the faintest about cricket definitely proud of the indian team being,moreso being indian aswell

  • W

    Juve didn't play today, something else happen?
    ...
    JK man congrats.

  • Blanda_Amania

    Happy for you, friend!

  • You and me both

  • Comrade

    Eliminating three-time consecutive world champions? Check
    Defeating arch-rivals yet again? Check
    Revenge for Eden Garden 1996? Check
    Tendulkar winning the World Cup? Check

    Happy fuckin' day indeed.

  • Call-ups for the game: (http://juventus.com/site/eng/N...
    1 Buffon
    2 Motta
    4 Melo
    6 Grosso
    7 Salihamidzic
    8 Marchisio
    13 Manninger
    14 Aquilani
    15 Barzagli
    19 Bonucci
    20 Toni
    21 Grygera
    23 Pepe
    27 Krasic
    30 Storari
    32 Matri
    36 Giandonato
    38 Libertazzi
    39 Camilleri
    43 Sorensen

    Martinez not called up...

    And for Roma: (http://juventus.com/site/eng/N...

  • Somnath_Sengupta

    Guess who lost his first home match since 2002.

    Oh and India is the world champion in cricket B-)

  • To lose at home to Sporting Gijon is priceless.

    Even this Juve would have probably done better.

  • was a sick goal though

  • A 35 year old Milan fan, head of an ultra black and red group was arrested a couple of hours ago ahead of the Derby della Madonnina.

    In his car, the police found an 'artisan' explosive device deemed potentially deadly, 4 knives, a baseball bat and a can of pepper spray, all believed to have been brought with in order to cause ruckus and potentially hurt rival interisti.

    Sometimes, luck just isn't on your side unfortunately.

  • As Somnath mentioned, Pasquato scored a late, late goal today for his Modena away against Livorno to give I Canarini the 3 points (89th).

    You might ask yourself how he did it though.

    Here it is. Fucking beautiful. Watch and bask in the glory that is Cristian Pasquato:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

    Have read that he might be used as part exchange for lowering the price on the Matri deal with Cagliari.

    Marotta, find somewhere to hide if you get rid of Pasquato in that manner.

  • juvealways

    Seeing that now Bonucci and Marchisio might be KO, I propose this: take this team to Bonassola, my ancestral town which is 3 hours' drive from Torino, and let them train on the sands of the beach. For two years in a row, being the most injury-plagued team of all time is not a distinction I wish to remember.

  • JoseR

    Marchisio and Bonucci didn't finish training in a few hours we will know what the problem was and whether they can play tonight or not. Without Bonucci and Marchisio we might see Freddy Sorensen at CB or Grygera, one way or another it doesn't really look good.

    GRYGERA--SORENSEN--BARZAGLI--TRAORE/GROSSO :(
    --KRASIC----AQUILANI----MELO----PEPE
    --------------TONI---MATRI-------------------

    I personally rather see Martinez than Toni, or play a 4-3-3 if Marchisio is available.

  • juvealways

    with that defense, we're looking at a potential disaster of historic proportions. any chances bonucci might make it?

  • JoseR

    He is making the trip (they both are) they will decide last minute whether he plays or not

  • Somnath_Sengupta

    Pasquato scored a late goal for Modena today in a 1-0 win.

  • Somnath_Sengupta
  • JoseR

    That is one nice goal. The kid is full of confidence right now and I really hope he gets a chance at Juve next season. I wouldn't mind him starting tomorrow if he was in our team given that ADP is injured.

  • Robee

    This is THE most important game remaining to be played this season... We need to give it our all and please fucking start Martinez upfront behind Matri...

  • dweb

    Is el Malaka available? I thought he was injured still.

  • Naw, he's just fat.

  • JoseR

    He did not make the trip

  • FrancescoJuve

    Really not feeling very confident at all about this one considering our injuries. We've lost the best defender on an already porous defense and the creative spark who has been integral in the creation of goals recently in ADP. Also, there is the new Roma owner whom the Roman players will be trying extra hard to impress and Roma generally have played very well at home this year. Sorry to be such a downer but also trying to be realistic. Hoping for the best though.

    On a separate note, I have seen a few projected Roma lineupsmand Menez isn't in any of them. Is he out or just presumed very unlikely to start?

  • Blanda_Amania

    Having a hard time getting excited about this one. I hate Sunday games. Hard to enjoy when it's Morning morning here. Phooey.

  • Sampath

    yeh bloody hell its at 4:30 am here in Melbourne, that sucks balls but will still be getting up... i know what commitment :P

  • Blanda_Amania

    I wouldn't mind it so much if it wasn't 5:30am. That's when I have to get us ready for school and work. Booooo!

  • Excitement is overrated. But winning is not. Good luck to you anyway, may the best non-wolf-related team win. ;)

  • Blanda_Amania

    Right on, girl. Good luck to you as well. I at least have that game to chill and enjoy!

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