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Wanted: Dead Or Alive
By: roberto |
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Here are a just a handful of those wanted dead or alive after last Saturday’s horrific display. If you haven’t heard by now since you’ve been sleeping under a soiled matress for the last three days (like most Neapolitans), Juventus was blatantly robbed. No, this isn’t the type of ye ol’ football robbery that festers in [...]
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Tags: Axis of Evil, Blatant robbery, Buffon, Calciopoli, Empoli, Ezequiel Lavezzi, F.C. Internazionale, George Bush, Giorgio Chellini, Giovanni Gigli, Hugo Chavez, IFRA, Italian Football, J1897, Juventini faithful, Juventus, Juventus Most Wanted List, La Vecchia Signora, Leroy Brown, Marcelo Zalayeta, Massimo Moratti, Mauro Bergonzi, Napoli, Neapolitans, Penalty Kicks, Ranieri, Stadio San Paolo, Team News, UEFAJust When You Think It’s Safe To Write A Match Review…
By: roberto | 28 Comments
This week, La Juve garnered more applause than an a topless co-ed in spring break, more whistles than a guys night out at the bar, more red cards than on Valentine’s Day, more regrets than a horny high schooler, more hype than a Mayweather Jr. boxing match, and more annoyed Portugese than after Euro 2004. This is the [...]
Category: Team News Tags: ADP, Almiron, Biellese, Buffon, Chelsea, Curva Nord, Del Piero, Di Vaio, Englishmen, Euro 2004, Genoa, Grygera, Juve, Juventini, Juventus, La Vecchia Signora, Lampard, Legrottaglie, Livorno, Maradona, Mayweather Jr., Mendes, Napoli, Nedved, Nocerino, Palladino, Parma, Red Card, Riquelme, Roma, Ronaldinho, Rossoblu, Rubinho, Secco - Co., Sissoko, Team News, The Chosen One, The Rumour Mill, Tiago, Tinkerman, Trezegol, Yellow card, ZanettiBreaking News: Del Piero Extends Juve Stay ‘Til 2010
By: roberto | 19 Comments
The Official Juventus website is reporting that Alessandro Del Piero has renewed his contract with his club for the next three years. Details are still pretty slim since I’ve only read about this update within the last five minutes but certainly more news will be available to us as the story gains some traction.
The exact [...]
Category: Team NewsTrezegol Turns 30, Happy Birthday David
By: roberto | 6 Comments
Today marks the 30th birthday of the French marksman. Born in Rouen France in 1977, David has delivered seven wonderful seasons for Juventus and; much like a fine wine, is on pace to record his best effort with the club this season. Leading all Serie A goal scorers with 7 (non-penalty) goals this year, [...]
Category: Team NewsFiorentina Hands Juve Purple Nurple: 1-1 Final Score
By: roberto | 29 Comments
To say both sides were playing for a tie would be gross propaganda. To say that our defensive unit played sloppy and lacked organization would be a horrid miscalculation. To say that our midfield was absent of fluidity and possession would be erroneous on both counts. However, to say that we deserved a [...]
Category: Team News Tags: Almiron, Chellini, General Category, Juventus, Legrottaglie, Match Capsule, Molinaro, Mutu, Nedved, Propaganda, Ranieri, Recap, Serie A, Team News, Torino, TrezeguetTrez Secures Three For Juventus, One Point Behind First Place
By: roberto | 14 Comments
As another week in Serie A rolls on, and the ever-present pessimistic, cynical, pathetic, feeble, and outright idiotic comments are being made following yet another* Juventus victory, I just can’t seem to wipe off this incredibly emphatic grin on my fucking fat face. Sure Trez was offside, sure Trez has a horse [...]
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